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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

QUESTION

Can a person really say with absolute certainty that there is no God?

 

THE “STORY”

 

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter &
Passover
holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews & observances of their holy days.  The argument
was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day(s).   

The case was brought before a judge.  After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,  “Case
dismissed. ”     

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying,  “Your honor,
how can you possibly dismiss this case? 
The Christians
have Christmas,
Easter & others.  The Jews have Passover,
Yom Kippur & Hanukkah
.  Yet my
client & all other atheists have no such holidays.”  The judge leaned
forward in his chair saying,  “But you do.  Your client, counsel, is
woefully ignorant.”   

The lawyer said,  “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or
holiday for atheists.”   

The judge said,  “The calendar says April 1st is ‘April Fools Day.”  Psalm
14:1 states  “The fool says in his heart, there is no God.  Thus, it is the
opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is
a fool.  Therefore, April 1st is his day.”

Court is adjourned.

 

NOTE

Although it is not true, it is a bit funny.

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